July 2012
3 posts
He calls it like he sees it.
The first song you learn in Sunday School is “Jesus Loves Me.”
It’s a simple, relatively straight-forward way to let children know, “Hey kids, no matter who or what you are there’s a magical, immortal being from the sky who loves you no matter what!” Which, when you’re a kid, is a pretty nice message. Have bad teeth? Sky God loves you. Parents...
It's a fact.
I don’t really have celebrity crushes.
This is not for lack of trying.
It took me five years to compile my “list” of celebrity exceptions, and after five years I’ve only managed to think of three moderately famous guys I’d be sort-of willing to hop into bed with. But to be honest, even if by some miracle or hypnotism or drugging they were actually down for some...
