March 2012
8 posts
Don't ask me, I'm totally biased.
Dear Weirdo,
Please stop waiting for me to look impressed when you tell me you don’t own a television.
I don’t get it.
And I’m not going to pretend I do so you’ll feel vindicated for your stupidly arranged living room and disappointed house guests.
Kisses,
Averie
There's a reason no one will play Taboo with me...
I’ve been attempting to integrate exercise into my daily routine - and despite the fact that I sleep better, feel happier and have dropped inches all over my business - the entire process still makes me want to punch a fucking otter.
It certainly doesn’t help that I’m terrible at exercise in ALL its stupid incarnations. In every instance, whether I’m lifting weights,...
Pinterest is an online community for ladies to...
I went through a phase where I was obsessed with Pinterest. It was a fun place to discover recipes I never got around to cooking and find crafts I had no intention of ever starting.
The turning point came when I started making boards - lovingly dedicated to things like food, cheese and alcohol. I found that no matter what I pinned to my boards everything started turning into wedding crap. A...
Angry Kitchen: Frozen Yogurt Confetti in Banana...
It was 84° today and absolutely boiling in this Angry Kitchen. Trying to find a reprieve from the heat without touching the AC, I immediately thought of ice cream.
But, I’m on a diet. Again with the diet! Bah!
Then I remembered a recipe to trick your kids into eating yogurt that I’d seen floating around one of the bazillion cooking blogs that exist.
And I modified it to mimic the...
I like listening to other people's conversations.
Here’s a lovely snippet I overheard at my local Coffee Bean.
Girl: We’re like F. Scott Fitzgerald and Zelda. Guy: That’s not a good comparison. Girl: Why? They were smart, young, envied by everyone - they had this crazy, beautiful life. Didn’t you see MIDNIGHT IN PARIS? Guy: Okay…but Zelda died in mental institution fire and Fitzgerald drank himself to death. Girl: But...
Angry Kitchen: Jamaican Curry Baked Cauliflower...
I originally made this post for a blog I share with my sister that’s dedicated to our projects and things we find pretty. This morning, I read the posting again and realized it doesn’t zen with the other bits - it’s too angry. So, I renamed it “Angry Kitchen” and moved it here.
I’ll do a new one next Monday.
……….
In an effort to be...
I have to stop listening to "Sweeney Todd" right...
I have this tendency to assume all of my neighbors are murderers until they bring me a “Hi! I’m Your Neighbor” cake.
And sometimes even then.
Because I’m also assuming the cake is made of their victims.
