February 2012
14 posts
January 2012
6 posts
Do not dress your kids alike unless you're doing...
When I was younger, my mother used to dress my sister and I alike.
Not completely identical - but same pattern, same outfit, different color. It wasn’t an everyday occurrence, but if there was a special event, holiday or family trip on the calendar you can bet that Caris and I were dressed to kill.
I know the matching outfits stemmed from my mother’s deepest affection for us. ...
You know just how to make a girl feel special.
Dear Random Employment Agency,
Thanks for the email letting me know you decided to go with another candidate for the position - unfortunately, I don’t know who Robin is. And also, I never interviewed at your company.
With love,
Averie
Just close your eyes and pretend this isn't...
I’ve been trying to be more conscientious about my diet and so, have been eating chicken all week.
I’ve found that baking the chicken is the easiest way to keep it interesting. #firstworldproblems, amirite?
Anyhow, my stove is situated next to a large window and while checking my chicken I was suddenly accosted by the sight of my elderly neighbor opening his blinds, fully nude. ...
