October 2011
4 posts
You don't have to tell me I'm packing junk in the...
A man in the CVS parking lot told me I had a fantastic ass and then tried to sell me drugs.
So, obviously, high point for the day.
I have a way with people.
Waiting in line for my prescriptions I end up next to a strange, middle-aged man who - without prompting - begins telling me about his recent, messy breakup.
Possibly picking up on my disinterest he finally says, “I’m not sure why I’m telling you this, you just have a very open face.”
I enthusiastically reply, “Like a sandwich?”
He shifts awkwardly. ...
